Another fun day at work

Colleague A: I have a cat. Her name is frog.

Colleague B: That would really confuse my child, I would have to say ‘This is frog, it’s a cat!’

Colleague A: She keeps jumping into the bath that I have drawn up for myself.

Colleague B: Well, she is probably thinking ‘They call me frog, I might as well act like one’. If someone asks you to name a child, you should refuse.

Have you overheard any odd conversations today?