Colleague A: I have a cat. Her name is frog.
Colleague B: That would really confuse my child, I would have to say ‘This is frog, it’s a cat!’
Colleague A: She keeps jumping into the bath that I have drawn up for myself.
Colleague B: Well, she is probably thinking ‘They call me frog, I might as well act like one’. If someone asks you to name a child, you should refuse.
Have you overheard any odd conversations today?