We spend so much of our time and energy at work that our real lives are lived on the periphery of our consciousness.
I came up with that statement. By myself. Noone helped. Although a big glass of vodka would have helped.
Ever since my holiday in August, I am finding it increasingly hard to accept that this is my life. I reckon I spend a total of 10 hours in the working week with my son. Between him, housework, work and watching tv, I think I spend about 5 hours with my husband, majority of that in the train travelling into work.
I am afraid to sleep. I can’t be wasting precious hours sleeping. So I make a point of falling asleep on the sofa with the tv on until 1 am, because that isn’t really sleeping. I am making most of life. Living on the edge.
I don’t really have time to be tired. I am too busy.
I look into your beautiful brown eyes and can’t look away. Your hands are perfectly formed. I lie down next to you so that I can inhale every breath that you exhale. I wonder at the miracle that binds us together.
Every time we are apart I long to see you again. A look on your face and a crack in your voice is enough to break my heart. When you hold my face in your hands, I am overcome with a love I almost cannot bear. I could never have imagined that a love like this existed; I could never have guessed at its depth or anticipated its strength.
Every day that we are together, my son, I thank a God I don’t believe in. Every day, my son, I love you a little bit more. You have stolen my heart and my soul, my son and made me a more beautiful person since that cold day in September two years ago when I first met you.
As you know, I became proud mummy to my wonderful son, Athan, recently. Now 4 months later, I already feel like an expert in all things baby. So here are 10 things you must know (and I wish I did) before having a baby.
- Do you think pregnancy and labour is tough? Wait until the first night alone with your baby, in a short-staffed ward, hardly able to feel your legs after the c-section, drugged on morphine and your baby crying non-stop because he has pooped all over himself.
- Your baby will not sleep from 3:00 pm to 12:00 am for the first 2 months. No amount of rocking, nursing, walking or praying on your knees will work.
- Breastfeeding is a bitch- enough said.
- Your baby will know when you go to bed. He will wake exactly 5 minutes later.
- If you started parenthood thinking that your baby got your memo about his new schedule, you will suffer.
- Just when you think you have got things under control, your baby will go through a growth spurt, sleep regression thing known as ‘Wonder Weeks’. Yeah, you will be wondering what the hell happened during these weeks.
- No amount of coaxing, cajoling, praising will make him do that cute thing you have been bragging about when there are people about. Turn around after they leave and there he is, doing it. TOO LATE, BABY!!
- Babies like to poo in the following situations: at the doctors, just after their bath, in a fresh nappy, just after they fall asleep, just after you fall asleep, in between nappy changes into your hands, in church, in front of guests..well, you get the idea.
- If you are blessed with a baby who sleeps a little, DO NOT brag about it to others. You will jinx it and will spend the next 4 weeks as a mombie (mommy zombie).
- Babies do come with an instruction manual. It only has one chapter- Crying
The only way to get through the above is by repeating the following mantra calmly to self: ‘DO NOT SELL BABY. YOU NEED HIM TO PUT YOU IN A GOOD NURSING HOME’.